![]() If only gnomes were as cute as tarutaru, maybe people wouldn't want to punt them. Never play Blind Man's Bluff with a Dark Elf. ![]() Only in Norrath is being the main looter considered a good thing. You know you've played Everquest too much when someone says "add" and you look up in panic expecting to get attacked from behind. How hungry do you have to be before a rat ear sandwich starts to sound good?Īren't you glad you can't actually hear the Maestro of Rancor's orchestra? oh I see you've heard about that already. Hey did you know that if you ordered Lords of Everquest you would. Given the recent influx, maybe we should change the popular saying to "a platinum piece for your thoughts". How could you live on Luclin and not notice an entire continent on the planet you orbit? If you attack Santa for that bag of loot, do you think the reindeer will aggro on you? ![]() I hope the wayfarers we're relying upon to find the new continent aren't the same ones who keep getting kidnapped by the same mobs over and over again. You have to be a true scavanger when you start picking hairs off a dead spider. Shouldn't it require a plastic surgeon to augment someone? The first person to fry up some bat wings had to be pretty darn hungry. When the new invading army reaches your door, do they say "noc, noc"? What do the merchants do with all those rusty weapons they buy?ĭon't you think Maiden's Voyage needs a name change by now? I wonder what the over-under is for the number of level 65 Berserkers there will be by this weekend? My love for you is a ticking clock, Berserker. Who knew there were so many ways to cook Cragbeast? Txevu, Ikkiinz, Inkuta, Itpt - Geshunteit Unfortunately, all of the casinos in Las Vegas were causing too high a load, so they've been removed until further notice.ĭon't you want to see Fabled Fippy Darkpaw finally hack his way into North Qeynos and exact a little revenge for those years of torment? When you see your corpse after more than 7 days, shouldn't it be all worm-eaten and decayed? Think Alexsa Whyte is feeling a little tongue tied today? After all, the 10 pound meat pie actually weighs 7.2 pounds.Īpparently Uqua's Barxt was worse than its bite. I wonder if anyone ever tried to give Fennin Ro a hot foot. What does making a salad have to do with baking? Someone needs to tell the Frogs that their stone in PoK still says Grobb on it (I'm Fippy Darkpaw and I approved this ad) What are the POK guards guarding against anyways? How is it that lightstones are actually bigger than the wisps that drop them? I wonder what happened to Ulth that got him so enraged? I wonder whether anyone's Epic 2 will be called an Electric Boogaloo.ĭo mobs in The Treacherous Crags drop tipt toes? Pets everywhere are celebrating that they no longer get left behind to get pounded into the ground by the train when you run to the zone. How do you fit a 15 pound tuna in your backpack?Īpparently Veeshan's Peak got a visit from Queer Eye for the Straight Dragon What do vendors do with all the junk that's sold to them? Should we really be trusting the spells from this? Hundreds of copies of Nilitim's Grimoire must have been made and every one was torn to shreds and spread all over Norrath. Longest EQ novel? Why Omens of War and Peace of course. You know it's a bad day when you pull in for gas and the guy filling your tank is Girztal the Attendant. It took jewelers all this time to learn how to cut a couple of gems?ĭid Robin Hood ever have to choose between 1,000 types of arrows before leaving Sherwood Forest? You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream, but do Eyes scream? "You have ruined your own lands and you won't ruin ours" ![]() Why hasn't either candidate brought out the ultimate slogan?. On the day Luclin blows up, ten thousand mules will cry out in surprise.Īren't there times in life when you just wish you could just step across and enter a new zone? WoW! Perhaps Norrath should be more worried about takeover by the realm of Blizzard than the realm of Discord.
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